1: Look at Instagram, twitter, and things like that, far too often.
2: Start a tumblr to reblog images of all the things you want to do with your life.
3: Stay indoors.
4: Lie on your bed, a lot.
5: Cancel on your friends when they ask to see you.
6: Listen to your thoughts, and let them develop into day dreams.
7: Find someone you are attracted to who is in some way unattainable. 8: Ideally, that person will like you as a friend and nothing more. 9: Weigh up the pros and cons of pursuing your unattainable friend, constantly.
10: Do nothing.
"As a rule, a store should always showcase the current fad author (today’s is E. L. James) and, to be safe, have copies of yesterday’s (Stieg Larsson); but the fad from two days ago is as dead as the dodo (that’s you, Dan Brown). Similarly, a store should always be redundantly supplied with classics. Even now, the prospect of a customer hoping to buy Edith Wharton or E. M. Forster and finding nothing on the shelves fills me with profound philosophical sadness.”